Things to do before leaving
1. find the German equivalent to Chino Hills.
2. pay a visit to Fassbinder’s grave.
3. find out what exactly is in Weißwurst (optional if mental health is too fragile for this knowledge)
4. meet Uli Hoeneß.
5. learn a drinking song other than the “ein Prosit zu Gemütlichkeit” one.
6. learn to like Aldi.
6 1/2. …for something other than the bread machine.
7. RETURN PFAND BOTTLES.
8. make an old person smile on the U-bahn.
9. read Nietzsche.
10. visit the mysterious lands of Poing and Grub.
