speaking american
special announcement for americans living in bavaria: there are certain words in german that are specifically designed to make you sound like a moron. the nicer bavarians in the world will only smile when you use them, and the more evil ones will trick you into saying them. watch out for these bombs:
1. plunderhorndl
2. eichhornchen
3. räte
no matter how much you want a delicious nutty pastry, hate squirrels, or desire to join a tribunal, DO NOT. you will only get laughed at if you say, in your ‘murkan dialect “eek heh-tte gairn ein… ploonderhoorundull?” no pastry is worth the ensuing embarrassment.
